OK, I admit it. I like to make things last as long as I can. I get attached to stuff and if it is still useful I like to keep it.
I wear my underwear till you can see the elastic.
I mix water with my mouthwash till it tastes like weak coolaid.
I have a laptop that is over 20 years old. I still use it for typing and a little photo editing. It overheats so I have to put it in the fridge for a while. If I get it really cold it works for a couple of hours before I have to shut it off.
I think Windows ME is state of the art. I just unplug it and plug it in. Works good for everything but U-tube and new software.
My dog is 14 years old. He can't see very well and when he wants to go out he goes to the wall and barks.
I have two pairs of shoes that are over 8 years old. The heels are so worn I feel like I'm walking uphill all the time.
My favorite car is a 1999 Ford Windstar. The check engine light has been on for two years.
Now I feel really depressed. Maybe I'll go shopping.
I need some new pencils. I might go wild and get some new underwear too. A new bottle of mouthwash wouldn't hurt. And a puppy, yeah a cute little puppy.
Where did I put that car sale flyer?
Reprinted from Oddwally.com
