BOILING EGGS ARE HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH!

Boiling Eggs Leads to Disaster...
I went to the movies and left eggs boiling on the stove.

When I came home the eggs were splattered on the ceiling and the pot was blackened and warped looking.

When I saw what had happened I took quick, decisive action. I tossed the smoking pot in the sink and turned off the stove

Then I collapsed on the floor and sobbed uncontrollably.

I pounded my fists on the floor and yelled in a shaking voice, "Why Me? I wanted those eggs! How will I live now?"

I finally got control of myself and stood up and acted like a man. I grabbed a dirty dish towel and wiped my tears and the snot off my face, and blew my nose. Then I burped and farted and I felt better. Ah, manliness.

As I was hanging the towel back up, I told myself, at least the house didn't burn down.

I could have lost so much more than eggs. I didn't really lose anything I couldn't replace.

I still had my stuffed parakeet and my collection of glow-in-the-dark ties and socks.

Later, I tried to make some coffee in the warped pot and it tasted like burnt eggs and aluminum.

I drank it anyway.

This article is a reprint from Oddwally.com.  Hope you enjoyed it.

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MY NAME IS BARNEY DOODLE AND I AM NOT A PURPLE DINOSAUR!

I am not a purple dinosaur! My name is Barney Doodle and I am also not a poodle!

I find that when I type my name into Yahoo or Altavista they think I am one of the two things above. It hurts my feelings to know that they think that's what I am. This blog is to prove to the world that I am a handsome and important person, not a cartoon or a doggy.

My Mom used to tell me I was special. She also accused me of stealing dust and taking up too much space in the house, but that's another story.

My father spent his life trying to make dog bisquits out corncobs. No dogs would eat them so he never made much money.

Yes, I had a difficult childhood but I believe in making lemons out of lemonade and have turned things around.

Today I am the Editor in Chief at Oddwally.com. I guide my staff with an iron hand and I use intimidation and begging to get them to write funny articles for Oddwally.

I promise them bonuses for popular articles then I give them an IOU written on a bar napkin. You should see the look on their faces. 

We have a lot of fun planned for all our viewers at Oddwally.com.  Check it out if you need a laugh.

This is my personal invitation to you. Come and visit us at Oddwally.com. I need your love.