I am not a purple dinosaur! My name is Barney Doodle and I am also not a poodle!
I find that when I type my name into Yahoo or Altavista they think I am one of the two things above. It hurts my feelings to know that they think that's what I am. This blog is to prove to the world that I am a handsome and important person, not a cartoon or a doggy.
My Mom used to tell me I was special. She also accused me of stealing dust and taking up too much space in the house, but that's another story.
My father spent his life trying to make dog bisquits out corncobs. No dogs would eat them so he never made much money.
Yes, I had a difficult childhood but I believe in making lemons out of lemonade and have turned things around.
Today I am the Editor in Chief at Oddwally.com. I guide my staff with an iron hand and I use intimidation and begging to get them to write funny articles for Oddwally.
I promise them bonuses for popular articles then I give them an IOU written on a bar napkin. You should see the look on their faces.
We have a lot of fun planned for all our viewers at Oddwally.com. Check it out if you need a laugh.
This is my personal invitation to you. Come and visit us at Oddwally.com. I need your love.
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